Angie, you forgot another one ” skin a cat “. Some times ago I did a TV program for Anglia TV on property investment in Morocco. One of the properties that we looked at had a very small sized bedroom. I commented that it was not big enough to swing a camel. The cameraman & other crew justed craked up laughing. It was all very spontenous and fitting for the occassion. Needless to say the editing team did not shown.