Re: Re: The Chinese are coming to save us.


You don’t see many Union Jack shorts nowadays and I often see ladies who have had their tattoos removed, leaving horrible scars. The expats appear to be going respectable.

Not only that, local Spanish classes are always fully booked. Mind you, so are the English classes, full of Spanish youngsters who are going abroad to find work.

But I also know a group of elderly English ladies who lunch. They’ve lived here for years and can just about order a con leche. They whizz around the countryside terrifying the locals.