The Anatomical Research Society of England is carrying out a research project and requests the co-operation of all British males in the age range 12 — 92. The project is studying the male population categorised according to the length of their penises. The categories being used are:
6 inches and above
2½ to 6 inches
Those less than 2½ inches.
The survey of the first two categories has already been completed but ARSE now requires help in facilitating the third category. Accordingly, over the next three weeks, all British males aged 12 — 92 with a penis length of 2½ inches or less are requested to prominently display on their houses and cars a white flag bearing a red cross.
Thank you for your assistance.