Reply To: Its the weekend – time for some humour


From Australia (KMart is a supermarket there.)

A very large, loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the

The door greeter says, ‘Good morning and welcome to Kmart, what nice
children you’ve got there. Are they twins?’
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: ‘Of course they
bloody aren’t. The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell
would you think they’re twins?….. Do you really think they look alike,
you dickhead?’
‘ Absolutely not,’ replies the greeter, ‘I just can’t believe anyone would
shag you twice.

Just Frank 8)