Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero and French President Nicolas Sarkozy arranged meetings with the heads of their respective country’s main banks to discuss the global financial crisis – and said the two leaders would meet later this week.
I can just see how it went…:
>Hola Nik I’ve got this great idea
>Go on, what are you putting forward this time Zap?
>You know we have this concrete mass that is not only weighing Andalucia down
>Yes Zap I’m fully aware you have concreted over anything and everything in the whole of Spain
>Well lots of people made money didn’t they
>Yes Zap they did, but most of it was illegal
>Illegal or not I’ve a great idea
>Your going to put you foot in it this time again aren’t you Zap?
>No this is fantastico
>I’m waiting Zap
>Well all that black money people made why don’t we say, look we let you make billions and now our economy is down a little
> Zap what do you mean down a little, you can’t cover this up any longer
> Ok but what they don’t know won’t hurt them…anyhow on to my grande idea….We say put your black money into a bank account and we’ll say thank you for saving Spain from hell.
> Zap, Zap, Zap have you any idea….
>Nik, don’t worry I’ve already got the name of the bank, ‘Banco Don Colchón’