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Lawyer Jokes

What is the difference between a snake lying dead in the Road and a Lawyer lying dead in the Road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

What do Lawyers and sperm have in common? Both have a one in a million chance of turning out human.

Why did N. Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and California get all the Lawyers? Because N:Jersey had the first choice.