True story taken from the Lyme Regis News:
Due to the hot weather a school of dolphins have been seen frolicking off the cobb at Lyme. Locals have been swimming out and playing with them. However, one particular local resident was observed to remove his swim suit and behave inappropriately with one of the mammals. His wife became outraged and went for a quickie divorce.
During the court case the Judge said ‘You have been found guilty of the most outrageous behaviour – below that expected from a civilised member of the Local Community – and as such your wife is leaving you. Have you anything to say?’
The bemused local replied – I don’t give a stuff about my marriage and besides there’s plenty more fish in the sea.! 😳