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NOTICE SEEN ON THE ENTRANCE OF A PARK IN MOZAMBIQUE.

PROVINCE OF INHARNBANE
MINISTRY OF FISH + WILD LIFE
MOZAMBIQUE

WARNING

Due to the rising level of human-lion encounters the ministry of fish and wildlife Inharbane branch Mozambique is advising hunters fisherman and any motor cyclists that uses the out of doors recreational or works related functions to take the following precautions while in the bush.

We advise the outdoorsmen to wear a little but loud bell on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any lions that may be close so not taking them by surprise.
We also advise anyone should carry a “pepper spray” on him or her in case of encounter with said lion.
Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh activity and be able to tell the difference between lion cub shit and big lion shit,the lion cub shit is smaller with berries and dashier fur.
Big lion shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN MOZAMBIQUE

Frank 8)