Not for those without a broad sence of humour 😀
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the
most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the
second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her
mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband
had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in
the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she
was and that she’d be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her
best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops
before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a
cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last
She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she
dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about
her Husband’s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted,
‘You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn’t you! I hope you’re
proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive
Care Unit! It’s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it
will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the
rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you’ll now be
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just pulling your leg. he’s dead.
What’d you buy?’