Reply To: Its the weekend – time for some humour

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>>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from

>>her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

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>>”Miss Whack, I’d like to get a £3,000 loan to take a holiday.”

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>>Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog

>>says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that

>>it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

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>>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some

>>collateral.

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>>The frog says, “Sure . I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain

>>elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

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>>Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the

>>bank manager and

>>disappears into a back office.

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>>She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit

>>Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow

>>£3,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”

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>>She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is

>>this?”

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>>(you’re gonna love this)

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>>(its a real treat)

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>>(a masterpiece)

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>>(wait for it)

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>>The bank manager

>>looks back at her and says…

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>>”It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old

>>man’s a Rolling Stone.”

>>

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>>(You’re singing it, aren’t you? Yeah, I know you are……..)