Reply To: Its the weekend – time for some humour

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Hi All .

I like this one ?

Dad went out hunting deer and successfully brought hope a prime example for the Sunday gathering of the family and neighbours.

After cooking the joint Mum thought it a good idea to play a game which was to test the clan to see who could identify what meat they were eating

Pork said the Grandad

Beef said the Preist

Chicken said Nancy

Lamb said the Teacher

Pheasent said Auntie Maud

Mum pipes up, Auntie Maud is in the right area of sorts so I will give you a clue as your dish of the day.

What does Mummy call Daddy everyday

A long silence and little Billy shouts out !!!!!!!!!

OH NO EVERY BODY WE ARE EATING “ F–KING ASSHOLE”

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