Charley my old mucker you are just causing so much extra stress for yourself and many others,
Don’t you worry about me, my old duck – I’m happy as a bunny on my Greek island, living the life of ol’ Riley.
I’ve found my paradise – 200sq metre house on a 6000sq metre plot with mountain and sea views, all legal.
Hope you get yours.
P.S. Not written tongue-in-cheek either….