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It’s taken me 2 hours to work out the wasp joke – I thought it must mean something complicated to do with ladies corsets 🙄 – never heard it before – the penny has finally dropped & now I can’t stop laughing.

Pinched this from another site – nothing more beautiful & funny than a child’s honesty:

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the
first place….hit him again”.

😆 😆 😆