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    This is copied/pasted from Parador Properties’ website. Tongue-in-cheek or have they decided to come clean? Item 4 on the list is surely going to hit a nerve with some of Paradors purchasers!

    1 Make sure the agent you’re dealing with is gorgeous.

    2 Buy on impulse, preferably after drinking the local brew and flirting with the pool attendant.

    3 Hurry! Don’t delay. All my friends have one. Don’t miss the boat!

    4 Planning permissions are too complicated – you’ll get a proper bargain without them!

    5 Don’t worry about the resale market, you’re in the sun – what could possibly go wrong!

    6 Finance? My Dan has got some cash under the mattress. Have a look under yours and see what you find.

    7 Contracts in foreign languages are mumble jumble. Just sign on the dotted line. After all, they’re smashing folk.

    8 Extras? No! They’ll all be covered in the one price.

    9 You’ve spent years earning and saving money. It’s up to you if you want to blow it all!

    10 English speaking solicitor? No! mine sounds sooo sexy!

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